Little Boys…

They like to be tough.
They like to play in the dirt.
They like to annoy their parents.
They don’t like girls.
They don’t hear very well, especially when their parents say something.
They take toys apart, or smash them.
They like to play like wild barbarians
They like to roughhouse it with each other.
They like to talk tough.
They like to throw things.
They like to fight with sticks.
They like to tell ghost stories.
They are (almost) not afraid of the dark.
They play with worms, and frogs, and slugs.
They are not scared of big dogs.
They are tough as nails.
In fact they eat nails for breakfast.

But…. when there is a little black spider in their room, they screeeeeeaaaaaaaaaam for their mother to save them….